FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Ripkoff Investment Partners Announces Its New Investment Card Game Initiative!
(07 Feb 2013; Toronto, New York, London, Tokyo, et cetera)
Ripkoff Investment Partners is proud to announce its new Card Game Initiative, launched immediately on Kickstarter.com.
As you know (unless you’re under a rock somewhere), Ripkoff Investment Partners is a humongous
diversified international financial conglomerate available on eight continents and (soon) a few asteroids. Our 100,000 employees (including 30,000 higher-level executives) manage over $1 Trillion in investments worldwide. Founded in 1931 by TJ Ripkoff (who now lives in a hermetically-sealed apartment atop the world-famous Ripkoff Tower), Ripkoff bestrides the financial world as a Colossus, towering over the mere midgets of Wall Street.
Our new card game will help teach YOU – our prospective new Interns – about the exciting world of risk management! (Mr Ripkoff feels that the basics of Old School risk management have been forgotten.... That and the quality of a good Cuban cigar.) The game revolves around Investment Cards, each with a Story and a (secret) Payoff. Your job: listen carefully, assess the risk, and decide whether to buy in or tell the investee to take a hike. (You also get a chance to play the salesman of these cards, and there are cool Special Action cards for plot twists galore.)
And since we have such a positive working environment, we expect you to compete against your fellow Ripkoff Employees to see who can outdo the other guy. It’s fun, it’s amazing, it’s educational (don’t quote us on that though), and only the winner gets to keep his job!
See more at Ripkoff.com!
Interview Contact:
Toronto:
(on behalf of Mr TJ Ripkoff)
Tim K Ripkoff
Chief Business Development
ripkoff@gmail.com
www.ripkoff.com
http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/70691618/ripkoff-investment-partners-the-card-game
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