TJ Ripkoff
Chief Executive Officer & Chairman of the Board
Our Head Honcho: the venerable TJ Ripkoff. Not much is know about Mr Ripkoff - except that he built his empire the old fashioned way: through sweat, hard work and crushing those who displeased him! He spends his time thinking of new world-domination strategy from inside his hermetically-sealed office at the top of the Ripkoff Tower where he is safe from bacteria, virus, radiation and the other invisible threats which we all know seek out rich and important persons of his calibre and pedigree. However, rest assured, he does express his wishes and explicit instructions with his closest subordinates (who are required to change their last names in order be part of his inner circle)...
Chief Business Development
Tim is responsible for business development and sales at the Ripkoff firm. He is a self-made company man, utterly devoted to success, regardless of the consequences, even giving up his last name in order to be promoted to the inner sanctum of Ripkoff, where he now holds a post very close to Mr Ripkoff himself. While he has a knack for making new deals, he also has a knack for pissing off his fellow executives, crapping on those below him and making outlandish promises and endless problems for Jon C Ripkoff...
Jon C RipkoffChief Operations Officer
Jon is an in-the-trenches, upper middle-management operations and accounting guy. When the deals come in, he's the one who goes through all the fine print looking for landmines. He worked his way from the mail room through the auditing department, until finally up to the dizzying heights of the executive suite. He's given his life to Ripkoff, his last name, part of his lung and almost all of his liver. Does he get any respect? Yes... Okay, maybe sometimes... Well, no. But whatever.
